To fire or not to fire, is that the question?
If you were like me when I saw the roster that Coach Wolff put out there Saturday against the Galaxy, then you felt betrayed. I could...
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Red Card for Time Wasting
- Apr 23
- 1 min
Austin Loses to LAG 2-0. Post View
I got nothin'.
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Red Card for Time Wasting
- Apr 16
- 3 min
Austin Loses to Vancouver 0-0. Post View
I planned on writing a preview of this matchup. I watched a little of that Portland-Vancouver matchup that happened last week. Part of...
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Red Card for Time Wasting
- Apr 10
- 6 min
What is wrong? Postview of Austin losing to LAFC
I've noticed this year that the team leaves Austin on road trips wearing matching gear. I don't remember this last year so much, although...
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Red Card for Time Wasting
- Apr 7
- 4 min
Austin Preview of LAFC: It's big for us, but not really for them.
There's a little part of Austin that still feels small: How it perceives itself. At this point, Austin is one of the larger cities in the...
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Red Card for Time Wasting
- Mar 27
- 3 min
If you get embarrassed enough, you're just embarrassing: Postview of Colorado at Austin
Let's review my thoughts from the game preview against Colorado: Colorado lost their most important player to an ACL tear last week....
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Red Card for Time Wasting
- Mar 24
- 4 min
It can't get any worse, can it? Austin FC Preview of Rapids
Austin went out and got themselves a Centerback! But, if we're being honest here, this dude better not see the field. As we've seen with...
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Red Card for Time Wasting
- Mar 20
- 3 min
Ripples of a Mistake: Austin Loses to Houston
The margins in the MLS are small. I mean, really small. The difference between a playoff team and a wooden spoon winner is really just a...
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Red Card for Time Wasting
- Mar 17
- 3 min
This one technically doesn't count: An Austin FC Preview of Houston
After the weekday game that shall not be named, Austin get rewarded with Houston, and this one doesn't even count for or against COPA...
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Red Card for Time Wasting
- Mar 15
- 2 min
The CAF was CONCA'd
I screamed in my car last night, driving back from the game. There's not much else you can do after watching 35 shots turn into only two...
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Red Card for Time Wasting
- Mar 12
- 4 min
What makes a Defense? RSL Postview
There's been a lot of talk about Austin and their defense, specifically centered around the center back situation. But when we're seeing...
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Red Card for Time Wasting
- Mar 10
- 4 min
“Fudge the BLEEP that gave birth to Salt Lake”: An RSL Preview
If you haven't heard, better start learning. In the Champions League tie between PSG and Bayern, Sergio Ramos, the literal starting...
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Red Card for Time Wasting
- Mar 8
- 3 min
A Review of Embarrassment
Woe is me. Please, for the love of all things God-like and all-powerful, find me the strength to die.... You put me on the earth to...
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Red Card for Time Wasting
- Mar 7
- 2 min
CCL Beware: A Barely-any-ass Match Preview
Tonight we kick off our first ever CCL campaign against *COPIES AND PASTES FROM WIKIPEDIA* Violette AC Ah yes, the team that is one of...
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Red Card for Time Wasting
- Mar 6
- 5 min
What went right against Canada East?
Everything. From top to bottom, this team destroyed Montreal. The post game scores are enough to show you how dominant this performance...
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Red Card for Time Wasting
- Mar 3
- 4 min
A half-assed breakdown of CF Montréal
Shit. Shit. Shit. Their coach is a smoke-show. This is Hernán Losada, Argentinian coach of the CF Montréal's and I'm worried that we...
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Red Card for Time Wasting
- Feb 26
- 3 min
One for the Kipper
I was driving back from Q2 last night, and like there always is on Austin roads, a driver in front of me, with no one in front of him,...
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Red Card for Time Wasting
- Feb 25
- 1 min
What to look for - St. Louis SC at Q2
THE KITS! I hate them, on my un-muscular frame. This thing looks like an Austin FC player got caught half way through entering the...
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Red Card for Time Wasting
- Feb 24
- 3 min
Driussi is our new captain, and that should worry Austin fans.
How much longer will Ring stay in Austin?
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Bryce Leslie
- Feb 22
- 2 min
2023 Season Previews: Austin FC
Welcome to the 26th Season Preview of the 2023 MLS season! We are continuing this journey in the great state of Texas with the league's 27th
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